From the selection, I have picked some worthy ones.

A-:

A- for effort:

I always think pooches are cuter than humans so I am stunned that this girl's cuteness actually rivals her pooch's!

This is wrong:

WHITENESS!!!

Cute:

The winners:

It's time to have *that talk* with your pooch. Sit down with him, look him in the eye and talk politics. It's time to choose, baby.