If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-Will Rogers

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-Rita Rudner

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret