Who says you can't be a dog lover AND off your rocker?! Shirley is!!

"I've got better things to do than have another love affair. I look at my dog, and I think the more I know of men, the more I love my dog,"

Ok, so that isn't too crazy of conclusion, especially for people who have had painful relationships in the past right? But then she pulls this one out:

The actress is convinced she knew her pet in a previous life and was desperate to share the pooch's "views" with her fans, leading the pair to "co-write" the book Out on a Leash, Exploring Reality and Love."

Oh dear.

Or we here at ModernPooch are simply too close-minded...what do you say?