modern pooch


10.2005
Golden Retreiver Puppies do it every time.

A friend of ModernPooch.com & a perpetrator of golden retreiver puppy superiority.

While I'm absolutely not (only sometimes) a betting woman, I'd put my money on you clicking these little pics for bigger pics!!

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10.31.2005 11:11 am
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Halloween Treats!!

You will notice some party crashers in this otherwise DOG ONLY site but hey, it was Halloween!!

Party Time for ALL creatures!! ...as long as they were cute and funny which they were...

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Thanks to my friend Sally Rumble and top dog Ted Rheingold for the pics!



10.31.2005 10:04 am
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'Doggie in the Window' never gets old!

Tap, tap, tap...hey there sleepy head!!!

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Yeah you!! Open up those windows to your soul, pup!! You've got the most annoying dog lover and photographer to say hi to!

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There we go! There's the money shot!!

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10.28.2005 01:35 pm comments (2)
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Taking pictures of pooches in cars ain't easy.

Poocher!! Look over here!

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No, not there!! Straight ahead!!

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Yes!! You're a perfect 10, you old pooch!

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10.28.2005 01:13 pm
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Pug is top Westminster Pooch!!

"I find him very useful when I visit elderly people's homes as he is a very good hoover for crumbs," said Mr Daldry.

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10.28.2005 11:15 am
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Sophia the Fine French Bulldog

Sophia is my name. I am very proud of my wardrobe picked out by my owners Isabel (photographer) and Ramana (a race car driver). I do pirouettes for spoonfulls of peanutbutter and fluff or cheese-itz and takes hypnotic naps on your lap if you pet me aggresively in the little divit above my nose and between those cute bug eyes!! The special occasion was my great grandmother's 90th birthday party, so we were all dressed up at her summer house on cape cod! I have other outfits including lots of butch t-shirts and I want to have one custom made with some rhinestones that say "I stole your boyfriend" but that hasnt happened yet.

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10.27.2005 01:02 pm
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Dog Cartoons!!

I can finally give my leg a rest!!

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Stray is the only way!!

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Maybe we shouldn't tell him:

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Thanks to my brother Edward Harner for the cartoons!



10.27.2005 12:45 pm
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The World's Tallest Dog is of course a...

Really big and cute Great Dane!!!

Open your eyes wiiiide so you can take in all 7 feet of him.

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10.27.2005 12:36 pm
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Bee Dogs!

Why is it that dogs + bees = cute??!!

Who knows and who cares. Here it is - Beedogs.com.

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Someone please get this pooch some water!

Thanks to Kristin Everson for the link!!



10.27.2005 12:30 pm
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FetchingTags.net are quite fetching!!

This site is incredibly cute. I could peruse the Dogs Gallery for hours and the photos on each page are great in and of themselves...check out their Our Story page too...and look at these cutetastic pictures!!

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And for a peek at the Dogs Gallery!!

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Are you ready for the best part??!!

They donate a portion of each tag sale to canine rescue!!

Thanks so much to Viva Antarctica for the link!!



10.25.2005 10:24 am
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Man arrested for sexually abusing his dog.

Puulleeezze, people!!!!!! Can we please spare these poor pooches from our human depravity????!!!!

Neighbors reported that he often slept naked in the doghouse with the family dog, Mayra, the statement said. They said they saw Huizar sexually assault the animal with a broom handle and his hand and heard the dog cry in pain when he was in the doghouse, the statement said.

Neighbors also reported seeing Huizar in his back yard dressed in a woman's bra and panties, dancing with a broom handle, police said.

Huizar was booked at the West Valley Detention Center, according to the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Web site.

The Inland Valley Humane Society took Mayra into protective custody, police said. The family might not get the dog back if Huizar is convicted of sexually assaulting it.

Studies have shown a link between abuse of animals and abuse of humans, said Martin Mersereau, manager of the domestic animal abuse division of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

"A large percentage of sexual abusers start out abusing animals," he said.



10.25.2005 09:09 am
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Cool Japanese Pooches @ Moma Store!

I love artist Yoshitomo Nara and his drawings of pooches...maybe you will too!

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Check out the Pup Cup too!

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10.25.2005 09:07 am
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Nothing Cuter than Baby & Pooch

Here's Tex, my friend and serious dog lover Hannah Sharpless Graff's first and newly born baby plus his pooch friend Lindsey!

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10.24.2005 05:38 pm
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First Annual Dog Day Masquerade!!

The First Annual Dog Day Masquerade took place this weekend...check out one pimptastic participant!!

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Can anyone find more pictures from the event?? We can't seem to...

Thanks to Melanie Howell for the link!



10.24.2005 11:53 am
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Put your pooch on a stamp and lick it!

Click pooch for info:

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10.24.2005 10:56 am
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You're not as clean as you think.

EW...but still cute...I guess only dog lovers would bury deep in their minds, the fact that pooches regularly drink from toilet bowls, lick their own butts, etc...in order to get kisses and licks from their best friends...

Click for proof!

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Thanks to my hubby for this link!!



10.21.2005 12:39 pm comments (1)
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Dog raised deer returning to his family!!

A CHINESE deer, abandoned by his mother and raised by a pair of domestic dogs has been re-introduced to his family in Knowsley Safari Park.

Oh my god!! Look at the deer, snuggling up to the pooch!! This should be Bambi II but without the sad parts...

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[The deer] had settled down in the kitchen with the dogs, who took up the role of parents, washing Mi-Lu, taking him for walks and teaching him the rules of the house.

"It was very nice that another animal did the parenting," said Miss Boyd..

"The fawn learned very quickly the boundaries of acceptable behaviour and the dog told him off as an animal would. Not like a human."

I'm very curious as to how a golden retriever "tells off" anything! :-)



10.21.2005 11:52 am
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A War Dog's Faithful Friend

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I'm sure they're BFF but why does Smathers looks scary in this photo??!!...Andrea, stop what you're thinking, I'm sure Pooch is happiest now :-)

...when [Reserve Officer Smathers] got back in March 2004, he was determined to complete a final mission: to rescue Scout, a dog he and other soldiers had adopted, from the increasingly bloody streets of Baghdad and bring him to his Howard County home....

For 17 months, Smathers engaged in a campaign that involved intelligence gathering, secret Iraqi contacts and a foiled border-crossing into Jordan.

Finally, in late August, Scout was driven some 280 miles from Baghdad to Basra, where he was delivered to a British woman who runs an animal shelter in Kuwait.

Within days, Scout was on the tarmac at Dulles International Airport, where he was met by Smathers, dressed in desert camouflage so the dog would recognize him. Scout scampered out of his cage and went straight to Smathers, resting at his feet.



10.21.2005 11:38 am comments (1)
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The cute injustice of pooches in costumes.

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There is something tragicomic about a dog in a sombrero. Dogs have a natural way of telegraphing self-defeat with their dumb, mournful eyes, and the addition of a well-considered costume nicely punctuates that expression of exhausted surrender. Take a square look at a beagle-pug mix wearing bumblebee wings on its back and you’ll receive its psychic communication with crystal clarity: ‘I used to run wild, and rule the earth,’ its eyes insist. ‘I chased down anything smaller than me, and several things much larger. I was feared, free, murderous. So, how did I end up in a striped diaper?’ The psychological implications of a dog in costume might be horrible if they weren’t so completely adorable.

Click here to read more!!

Thanks to Cat Savard for the link!!



10.20.2005 04:24 pm
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If you're looking to adopt, please give this sweet pooch a chance at a good life!!!

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"He loves to lay in your lap, and he loves to cuddle," said Rick Belyea, representing the Suffolk County Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. "He's a real cuddle machine."

Belyea said this is the worst case of animal cruelty he has seen in his many years as a friend of the SPCA.

"And the animal's demeanor afterwards was incredible," he said. "What they did to him was disgusting. Not only did they try to cut his hind legs off, but he was emaciated."

I can't continue reading the article without crying so I'll stop there.

It's especially when I hear stories like this that I don't understand why people BUY dogs. There are so many pooches just waiting to be rescued and waiting to show their adopters what lovely souls they are.



10.20.2005 04:23 pm comments (2)
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Wallaby + Pooch = Best Friends Forever

A wallaby lost her mum, was then raised in a rucksack and then became BFF with a pooch.

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10.20.2005 04:20 pm
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CT confirms its first two cases of dog flu :-(

"Thankfully my big man, who has injuries from his racing days, was OK," Wallace said. "But my little guy was very sick for a week or more. He was so sick he could not stand up for two days."



10.20.2005 03:42 pm
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Woof Art!!

WoofArt seems pretty cool! I've never patronized them but apparently The Osbournes have as evidenced here:

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Oh and I'm sure your little pooch has always wanted to sit on the lap of old Mona!!

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You can't say this isn't cute:

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And for the pop art fans out there, let's hope your pooch is too!

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If you end up with a WoofArt pooch portrait, show us!!



10.19.2005 06:29 pm comments (1)
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Dog from the Afterlife Warns Woman of Need for a Mammogram

What can I possibly say that could be better than the subject - title of the article?!



10.19.2005 01:40 pm
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Dog Attacks Anti-Dangerous Dog Bill Author

Oh, irony never gets old, does it...

Schwartz was instrumental in getting a law passed during this year's regular legislative session that would allow felony charges to be filed against owners of dogs deemed dangerous or potentially dangerous and that seriously injure or kill another animal or person..."But I guess when it happens in your own family, that's another story..."

It sure is!!



10.19.2005 01:33 pm
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Help find Lassie look alike!

For those in the New Hampshire area, please keep your eyes open for this pooch!

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10.19.2005 01:30 pm
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Wrigley & Daisy...brother & sister - sssshhhh!!!

Apparently, pooch weddings are a dime a dozen these days!!

Having seen this post, a reader send this in!!

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Thanks to Carebear King for sharing this intimate photo!!



10.18.2005 03:58 pm
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Police dog sacked for being nice :-(

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Buster, a two-year-old German Shepherd, made no arrests and ignored fleeing criminals during his six months with the South Yorkshire Police.
He tried to make friends with people he should have been catching, and in one case, decided to lie down for a bit of a rest while chasing a burglar.



10.18.2005 03:44 pm
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Paris Hilton shoves Tinkerbell aside for a ferret!!

Poor pooch...or maybe Tinkerbell's happier now!!??



10.18.2005 03:26 pm comments (3)
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DogBooties.com!!

No matter what way you slice it, FALL is here so I want to make sure that in addition to a raincoat, your pooch has dog booties!!!

Isn't this what your Modern Pooch does every day and aren't these the conditions he/she braves daily??

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10.18.2005 02:26 pm
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It is raining pooches and dogs in New York City right now and has been for the past 10 days non-stop!!

Don't forget to keep cute little me* dry!

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With something cute like this ok?!

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* Target gets an A+ for picking a cute mascot.



10.14.2005 04:55 pm
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Get ready...ModernPooch is aligning with PETA!!

PETA offers $2500 to find dog killer.

"Animal abusers are cowards," said PETA Cruelty Caseworker Kristin DeJournett. “They take their issues out on the most defenseless beings available to them..."

We agree! Find the bastard!



10.14.2005 02:33 pm
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Pooch, do you take pooch to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Pooch weddings.

What?! Why is that weird?

Check out the pics!

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If you've ever been interested in marrying dogs or your dog getting married, I'd suggest you start believing that anything is possible immediately...

Thanks to Lily Whitall for the linky love!



10.14.2005 12:48 pm
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Vets find that dog flu cases were exaggerated!!

Phew.

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10.13.2005 04:56 pm
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Are electric collars ever a good thing??

Clearly not for daughters but perhaps not even for dogs?!?!



10.13.2005 04:52 pm
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Here's a cuter picture of the squirrel that crashed the dog family.

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10.13.2005 04:08 pm comments (2)
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Dogster's Online Photo Contest in the house!!

Join Dogster & (ssshhh) Catster's Online Photo Contest!!

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Check out the talent and vote on them too but don't ever think they're just pieces of meat...they're *cute* pieces of meat.

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10.13.2005 04:01 pm
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There's a squirrel on your teet.

Families come in many shapes and sizes!

Oh dear...do we see something amiss here?!

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Let's look a little closer...oh my squirrel!!

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This is the face of a pooch that'll give up her teet to anything:

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10.12.2005 11:08 am
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Let's Be Friends

OH MY GOD. I can't even excerpt photos. You just have to click in to see for yourself.



10.12.2005 10:41 am
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I dare you to find me someone who doesn't think these photos are cute.

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Thanks to Shane Rankin for the pics!!



10.11.2005 05:41 pm comments (3)
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Doggie Karate Chop!!

Add your 2 cents (chops) here!!

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Thanks to Kenyatta Cheese for the link!



10.11.2005 10:52 am
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The EZ Digital Trainer...

For your high-tech pooch!

The product repeats the voice of the master to train the pet dog. The master can train his dog from where he is standing. The device uses latest digital recording technique and hence the master’s command is very natural.Since the device uses high frequency waves only the pet dog is able to listen to master’s command and no one else.

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Let us know how this works!

Thanks to Dhiram Shah for the link!



10.11.2005 10:18 am
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Pooch Back Home After 1,900-Mile Hurricane Trek

~Reunited and it feels so good~

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When the Cables met Buddy in baggage claim, he looked a little tired but appeared happy to play with 8-year-old Cody after the 1,900-mile journey.
"He looked happy, really happy, when he saw me," Cody said. "I missed him. I thought I would never get him back."
"I thought it was a prank call at first, because there's no way they could have found him in New Mexico," Debra Cable said. "They wouldn't have found it if it wasn't for the microchip that told them we were the owners."

What do we think about this microchip thing??



10.11.2005 09:30 am comments (1)
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Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit...

WAS GREAT!!!



10.10.2005 10:45 am
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And the Ig Nobel prize for Medicine goes to...Pooch Neuticles!!

Gregg Miller mortgaged his home and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention -- prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs...What started 10 years ago with an experiment on an unwitting Rottweiler named Max has turned into a thriving mail-order business. And on Thursday night Miller's efforts earned him a dubious yet strangely coveted honor: the Ig Nobel Prize for medicine.

"Considering my parents thought I was an idiot when I was a kid, this is a great honor," he said. "I wish they were alive to see it."

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And don't worry folks, "The silicone implants come in different sizes, shapes, weights and degrees of firmness."

No need to work with "One Size Fits All" Balls here!!



10.10.2005 10:10 am
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Mariah's pooch is not getting the star treatment!!

"They actually won't let me put him on a first class seat because he's too big. And they also said, 'We'd only allow it for a famous dog.' Please! He has three websites dedicated to him!"



10.10.2005 10:00 am