Uuumm....what?! You mean to tell me these things are cocks?

Yup, pizzle is 100% bull penis and well, you can see and read for yourself.

Thanks to Caitlin Shey for having her pulse on dirty dog treats! :-)

Thanks to Caitlin Shey for the link!

I just don't think this is too much dog!!

Acupuncture for pooches?!

Did you know that you can put your pooch on the cover of a cool coffee table book of dogs?!

It's true...I dare you!

How oh how is it possible to vote for the cutest dog when you have to choose among contestants such as these???!!!

Thanks to Stewart Scanlon for sharing this pic!

Are we the only ones who just saw this?!

Click for the video:

The dogs are cool looking!...if you're into the big headed thing...

The more times you watch the moment of impact, the better :-)

I don't believe any doggies were harmed in the making of this video...just a lot of sporadic z's were enjoyed...

So, Chelsea Peretti here, guest-blogging for Andrea Harner while she takes a little doggie hiatus...OR DOES SHE? I stop by her personal site and what do I find? A post all about dogsssssss! Do you think A.H. misses mopoo? No matter how badly she tries to takes a vacay from canine cuttays....she's hooked!

Here is her post, re-posted in its entirety, without her prior knowledge!!
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Killer (Lover) Dogs

Don't be fooled by the angelic light, the blondeness and the gate.

They were out and attacking in no time:

There's Jonah's knee shield:

Lily tried negotiating:

But it was useless:

This picture was too frightening in color so I've cleaned it up for you and look at how charming it is in black and white:

This one's for the reader:

CONCLUSION: HARNER LOVES THE DOGS.

But did you know the backstory? The email was created as a "cute" pr spin from the DLP (dog labor party) which adopts dogs and puts them to years of hard labor!

Some photos from their clever photo forward (What Dogs Do When You're Not Home)--with ACTUAL facts below:

This dog is named Jasper. He has been washing dishes for 10 years with the DLP. He works 12-13 hour days, 7 days a week. Most young dogs put on dish washing duty by the DLP do not live past their adolecence.

This dog is being cat-tortured.

This dog suffers from exhaustion.

STOP THE DLP!

-CP

Gggggrrrrrr wooof! Ruff ruff ruff rrrrrrrrrwoof!

Yap yap! Yap yap yap!

WOOF! WOOF WOOF!

Wouldn't it be fun if the weather were reported by a team of dogs? Meet Decker, Storm....and Lark McGrath.

YAYAYAYAYAY!

Did you know there was an ugly dog competition?

Look at this little contendah!

Aaaaannnnd....look at THIS one!

Read the whole story here.

-CP

Do not compulsively mix this drink called Dead Dog!
Do not always rent the movie: Dead Dog over and over.
Don't "tend to" only read comics by this publisher (D.D.).
Don't go camping with your dog and then cook up "campfire favorite" Dead Dog Pie.
Don't bookmark this mysterious url!
Don't print this urban dictionary definition of "dead dog" up and tack it on your wall, no matter how urban you are or true is.
DON'T read and re-read this journal entry aloud at night, wringing your hands and staring at your 3-legged dog with a look of guilt and terror...
And a big nay on this mp3.

The reason not to:
Your dog will be offended if you do any of these things and especially if you do all of them in collection, ALL THE TIME. It just makes your dog feel weird and uncomfortable.

PS this is from a google image search on "dead dog"

The search also brought up many horrible, horrible things that no one needs to see. Up to you but Modern Pooch suggests: DON'T DO IT.

-CP

Would you like to see a pic of one bounding toward you, midair?

There you go.

Or maybe you're more into the type thing where a younger, lighter Labradoodle is posed up on a rock front paws only.

Done.

One more random doggy checklist--all checked off gang!

Thanks to Australia. We owe you big Australia!

-CP

Put your dvd player on paws for a sec.........it's DOGGY PUN TIME!

Doggie kindergarten: What's your favorite collar?

Dog are always happy to say: "My treat."

Dogs love biting humor.

Hippies love well-trained dogs because they're heelers!

Scared dog = Pet-rified.

How does a German Shepard say "no"? Canein

-CP

Who's a little hunter? Who. is. a. little. HUNTER! I'm looking for a smallish hunter and want to know who is one.

Who's a petite young hunter?

This guy is!

-CP

Pitbulls for Dummies synopsis: Don't let it bite you.

P4D excerpt: "A few pitbulls are cute but don't forget about the biting issue."

-CP

I am pleased as a puppy to announce ModernPooch's guestblogger Chelsea Peretti!! She is a very funny lady who is also very fond of dogs so you will be in good hands (paws)!