Do not compulsively mix this drink called Dead Dog!
Do not always rent the movie: Dead Dog over and over.
Don't "tend to" only read comics by this publisher (D.D.).
Don't go camping with your dog and then cook up "campfire favorite" Dead Dog Pie.
Don't bookmark this mysterious url!
Don't print this urban dictionary definition of "dead dog" up and tack it on your wall, no matter how urban you are or true is.
DON'T read and re-read this journal entry aloud at night, wringing your hands and staring at your 3-legged dog with a look of guilt and terror...
And a big nay on this mp3.

The reason not to:
Your dog will be offended if you do any of these things and especially if you do all of them in collection, ALL THE TIME. It just makes your dog feel weird and uncomfortable.

PS this is from a google image search on "dead dog"

The search also brought up many horrible, horrible things that no one needs to see. Up to you but Modern Pooch suggests: DON'T DO IT.

-CP