modern pooch


02.2005
Dogs get drunk and pass out too!

Gosh, I'm so relieved...I thought it was just me and the folks here at Modern Pooch that this happened to...but obviously not!

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Thanks for the picture of your well kept pooch, Rebecca! :-)



02.28.2005 01:57 pm
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What's Really in Pet Food

If you're having a good day but you want to bring it down a few notches, read this!

:-(



02.28.2005 01:57 pm
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Dog Show Terminology

It's never too early to be fanatical about the next dog show!

Here are words and definitions to commit to memory before the next Westminster Dog Show!!



02.28.2005 01:55 pm
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13 week old puppies!!

We are very considerate and also very dramatic here at Modern Pooch so we caution you: After watching this video of puppies at 13 weeks old, you may run out and get yourself your own spotted puppy!

Click and enjoy:

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02.28.2005 01:43 pm
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Dogs in Cars!!

Update: This site is not really up and running but is planning a re-launch soon so stay tuned and we'll let you know when it's good and ready! Thanks to Eo for letting us know!

This is a great site that's been around a while...can you guess what the theme is?

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That's right! Dogs in Cars! To submit your own pic and for many many more adorable pics, click here!



02.25.2005 09:51 am
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You just can't bite your dog!

Blind man or not!...keep those fangs away from your dog, buster!!



02.25.2005 09:37 am
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Max + Wylie

aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww!!

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This is clearly the beginning of a beautiful friendship :-)



02.24.2005 03:18 pm
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Spotted: Gorgeous Standard White Poodle Prancing at The Gates!

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02.24.2005 01:29 pm
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Beautiful Border Collies

Good info for border collie enthusiasts...it's hard not to be one!



02.24.2005 01:20 pm
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The Good Canine Test

Would your pooch be able to pass the Good Canine Test?

No pressure...just asking!



02.24.2005 01:07 pm
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Trixie + Peanut = Fun!

update: Trixie + Peanut is currently closed for inventory but will re-open on March 1st

Modern Pooch has found the most treasure filled site of doggy stuff at...Trixie + Peanut!

Check out just a few of the gems to be found!

I'm more a backpack dog than a purse dog:

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A lady needs her day bed:

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Hey, let me play with that round toy you all call a bagel!

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Just what I wanted! An arranged marriage and the outfit to go along!

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I prefer sleeping far, far away from the riff raff:

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A regular old human bed will do just fine for me!

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I'm kind of a bad-ass:

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Call me Purple Rain:

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For the classy lassy:

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I live for golf and my cute little lady, Ms. Pug:

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02.23.2005 01:39 pm
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Check out her tummy first!

Be careful when you adopt...that you're not adopting 11 instead of 1 doggy!



02.23.2005 12:36 pm
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NYC Bulldogs

Check out these Modern Pooches!

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The Modern Pooch paprazzi caught the photogenic duo on Lafayette and Prince in NYC.



02.22.2005 11:23 am
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Rescuing Fly: A Journey on the Dog Underground Railroad by Jon Katz

A very interesting article about the underground world of dog rescue.

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02.22.2005 11:22 am
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Husky Kiss

Is that a kiss? Yeah, that's a kiss.

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Modern Pooch hopes it's a kiss.



02.22.2005 11:15 am
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Crazy Doggy IM Icon

Here's a Modern Pooch approved IM icon for ya!

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02.21.2005 07:16 pm
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Louis CK's funny dog video

Modern Pooch loves dogs with attitude...like this guy!

Due to a world that is not yet technologically advanced enough for Modern Pooch's tastes, you have to go to this site, scroll down about half way and on the right you'll see dog videos. It's the first one.

Enjoy!

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Thanks to Chelsea for the link!



02.21.2005 01:16 pm
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Love me, love my dog

The Economist chimes in: Dogs and their owners really do resemble one another.



02.21.2005 12:49 pm
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Love, Charlie

Modern Pooch Loves Charlie

For photos such as these, check out lovecharlie.org

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02.21.2005 12:37 pm
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We've found Dog Nose Heaven!

Nothing but dog nose after dog nose after dog nose...lucky for us, we love those doggy noses!!

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02.18.2005 02:14 pm
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I'm in (Puppy) Love

The New York Post falls for Top Dog.

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02.18.2005 02:11 pm
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Pooch gets an extreme makeover!!

A really sad story of neglect ends in a nice, clean makeover and a new beginning!

Look at the handsome (understandably cynical) guy!

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02.18.2005 02:10 pm
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Doggy T-shirts for laughs!

Check it out. You can now get the t-shirts your pooches actually want to wear! Look at them express themselves!

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Click here for more!



02.17.2005 10:24 am
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Dog Helps Bust Owner on Marijuana Charge

Ooops.

Cop to 2 boys: Are you smoking marijuana?

Boys to cop: What?! No, never!

Dog arrives on the scene with marijuana sac in mouth: You mean this, officer?

Boys: DOH!

Modern Pooch does not condone drug use nor do we condone underestimating your pooch's intelligence!



02.17.2005 10:22 am
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Pet Cloning!!!!!

All you need is to be completely ok with this cloning thing, ~$32,000 and this guy and you can get your pooch cloned!

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Modern Pooch is freaked out by this...any sappy cloning stories to share? Help us come around to cloning!



02.17.2005 10:20 am
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Doggy Meetups.com

Just a reminder that Meetup.com can be a great way to meetup and hang out with other dog lovers...

Can you imagine how painfully cute it would be if this meetup group met up with their pooches in tow???!!

One necessary attendee would have to be Lightening from FLA:

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02.16.2005 11:48 am
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Interviewed

The Toy Rottweiler tells all to the New York Times:

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02.16.2005 11:40 am
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Pointer Appointed Winner!!

This German Shorthaired Pointer is hottubbing it with cristal and hooches today!! 'Kan-Point's VJK Autumn Roses' represented and won Best in Show:

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Modern Pooch congrats all the pooches and all handlers especially the ones in pink!



02.16.2005 10:07 am
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Far Side Dog Cartoon

Update! There used to be a brilliant Far Side Cartoon here. You may recall it depicted dogs saying "hey!" "hey!" "hey!" to describe what dogs are really thinking and saying when they bark. Unfortunately the LAW was laid down on ModernPooch.com in the form of a 'cease and desist' so the cartoon can no longer exist here. Check out the email correspondence received this morning on the big, executive style desk of ModernPooch.com Editor.

Feel free to comment if you have any thoughts on this matter.


August 3, 2005

MS. Andrea Harner
http://www.modernpooch.com/archives/2005/02/

Via E-mail: Andrea@modernpooch.com
Via E-mail: tech@modernpooch.com

Re: Notice of Infringement of The Far Side® Cartoon: http://www.modernpooch.com/archives/2005/02/

Dear Ms. Harner:

Creators Syndicate, an international newspaper syndicate, syndicates Gary Larson's The Far Side cartoons to foreign newspapers. In addition we handle all reprint permissions requests for The Far Side following guidelines long established by Mr. Larson and his company FarWorks Inc. (copyright owner to all Far Side images). In short, we approve or disapprove requests to reproduce Mr. Larson's cartoons, and carefully monitor the ways in which they appear.

We are writing on behalf of FarWorks, Inc. and Gary Larson about your posting of one Far Side cartoon on your website http://www.modernpooch.com/archives/2005/02/. While Mr. Larson is certainly flattered to know you are a fan of his work, we have to be concerned about any unauthorized use of The Far Side name and cartoons, especially when they appear online.

FarWorks has a serious problem with unauthorized uses of The Far Side worldwide. As a result, it does not allow online publication of works from The Far Side. No matter how insignificant a few uses may seem, it still amounts to making versions of the cartoons available in digital form for anyone to download, which makes it virtually impossible for Mr. Larson to control future uses, something that is very important to him.

Please read the letter from Mr. Larson below, and respect his wishes by removing the cartoons from your website. Many thanks in advance for your cooperation.


Sincerely,

Marianne Sugawara
Permissions Department
Creators Syndicate
5777 W. Century Boulevard, Suite 700
Los Angeles, CA 90045
Ph: (310) 337-7003
Fax: (310) 337-7625
E-Mail: msugawara@creators.com


Enclosures: A note from Gary Larson


A note from Gary Larson

RE: Online Use of Far Side Cartoons

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

I'm walking a fine line here.

On the one hand, I confess to finding it quite flattering that some of my fans have created web sites displaying and / or distributing my work on the Internet. And, on the other, I'm struggling to find the words that convincingly but sensitively persuade these Far Side enthusiasts to "cease and desist" before they have to read these words from some lawyer.

What impact this unauthorized use has had (and is having) in tangible terms is, naturally, of great concern to my publishers and therefore to me -- but it's not the focus of this letter. My effort here is to try and speak to the intangible impact, the emotional cost to me, personally, of seeing my work collected, digitized, and offered up in cyberspace beyond my control.

Years ago I was having lunch one day with the cartoonist Richard Guindon, and the subject came up how neither one of us ever solicited or accepted ideas from others. But, until Richard summed it up quite neatly, I never really understood my own aversions to doing this: "It's like having someone else write in your diary," he said. And how true that statement rang with me. In effect, we drew cartoons that we hoped would be entertaining or, at the very least, not boring; but regardless, they would always come from an intensely personal, and therefore original perspective.

To attempt to be "funny" is a very scary, risk-laden proposition. (Ask any stand-up comic who has ever "bombed "on stage.) But if there was ever an axiom to follow in this business, it would be this: be honest to yourself and -- most important -- respect your audience.

So, in a nutshell (probably an unfortunate choice of words for me), I only ask that this respect be returned, and the way for anyone to do that is to please, please refrain from putting The Far Side out on the Internet. These cartoons are my "children," of sorts, and like a parent, I'm concerned about where they go at night without telling me. And, seeing them at someone's web site is like getting the call at 2:00 a.m. that goes, "Uh, Dad, you're not going to like this much, but guess where I am.

I hope my explanation helps you to understand the importance this has for me, personally, and why I'm making this request.

Please send my "kids" home. I'll be eternally grateful.

Most respectfully,

Gary Larson




02.15.2005 09:48 am
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Fashion Week Victims

Pics of Fashion Week are in and I bet pooches wish they could speak sometimes so they could say things like, "Tori Spelling, put me down this second" or "Paris Hilton, please don't adopt me"...oh poor pooches...nevertheless, they represented at last week's NYC Fashion Show...here's the evidence:

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02.15.2005 09:42 am
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Dog survives 100ft cliff plunge!!

Oh those Brits with their coves...snatching up little doggies!

After a 100ft plunge into an aforementioned cove, Beau was stuck in a cove and just when his owners gave up hope, they found him.

"...we got him in a dog net and pulled him up the cliff. He was very lively and very hungry."

I'll bet he was!



02.15.2005 09:40 am
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The most dramatic dog show preview video ever.

This is great.

The mystery, the drama, the intrigue...who will take home the top dog prize???!!!

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02.14.2005 02:22 pm
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The drama of the Westminster Dog Show continues...

Which female has become pregnant? Is there any proof of paternity? Perhaps just as importantly, who's having the best hair day?



02.14.2005 02:21 pm
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Top Dog Breeds of 2004

Which breeds were most popular in 2004?

The results are in...

The AKC released the figures and, as in past years, the Labrador far outstrips the second-most favorite – the golden retriever. For 2004, all the same breeds made the top 10, but four breeds switched positions. The German shepherd moved into third place, switching positions with the Beagle, and the Yorkshire terriers moved into fifth place, taking the Dachshund’s spot.

For the full top 10 list and to learn more about the breeds, click here!



02.14.2005 02:20 pm
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Thanks to you!

I had fun digging like a dog in dirt for modern pooch material all last week. Thanks for having me.....heeeeeeeerrrrrreeee's Andrea!

Ever, Chelsea



02.14.2005 02:00 am
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If you want to feel very close to your dog...

THEN DO NOT READ THIS BOOK! ! !

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02.11.2005 02:14 am
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Rufus the Black Toy Poodle

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Poodles get a bum rap. They're not all froo-froo and yappy and shaky. Get a dark one with a good disposition and groom it with an even, shaggy coat. Clever, great sense of humor. Total dream dogs.

The above is an unpaid advertisment for Black Toy Poodles.




02.11.2005 01:59 am
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Modern Pooch Winner--> Category: Shortest Article

Dog Saves Man...



02.11.2005 01:52 am
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Pitbull fighting

This is the saddest thing ever learned: pitbulls are often trained on a defenseless pit, whose mouth is duct-taped closed.



02.11.2005 01:47 am
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Put a herding on me

Do you have a herding breed in the home? Ever thought about letting it work it's magic on some herds? It's possible! But, apparently, a lifelong commitment.

(Also purportedly quite addictive.)



02.11.2005 01:34 am
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Nose Prints: The Fingerprint of the Dog World

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Did you know that dog paw prints are OUTDATED as an identifying characteristic? Nose prints are the way to go.

Or...you can have a chip embedded into their very skin. CAUTION! The story linked to here will make you want to do it. And make you sort of sad. And flabbergasted. CAUTION!



02.10.2005 01:02 am
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If you're looking to spend $188 on a ridiculous item...

LOOK NO FURTHER! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: DOGGY CELLPHONES! New from PetsCell.

Assuage your guilt over canine neglect by torturing your dog.

Sample PetsCell conversation:

Hey Rufus!
Arf! Woof! Grrr...wooof!
Rufus can you hear me?
Grrrrrrr...
Rufus, I'm on a business trip okay, sweetie?
RUFF! Grrrr--woof!
So I won't be back for about 7-10 days okay, cutie?
Yap! Yap! Roof!
Anyhow, I just wanted you to know that...
Rrrrrr....yap!
...even though I'm not there...I hope hearing my voice just really calms you down--
ROOF! ROOF! ROOF! YAP! ROOF! GGRR-ROOOOOF! Boow-rowr-ROOOOOOoooooooooowowowooooo!!

Your neighbors will thank you.



02. 9.2005 11:55 pm
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Videogame "Haunting Ground" Requires Befriending White Shepard Dog as Key Strategy!

From the Gamesradar site:

"Fiona's four-legged companion proves essential to progressing through the game."

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"Fiona can be seen hiding from the castle's resident looney-tune and persistent botherer, Debilitas (physically she's no match for the lumbering brute), while the advantages of befriending a hound are clearly evident as Hewie's killer animal instinct can be seen going to work on Debilitas' ankles."

Well, we all have our own little "Debilitas" don't we? SHOUT OUT to Hewey!



02. 9.2005 11:38 pm
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Chupa the long-haired Chihuahua

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This sassy lass comes to New York by way of New Orleans.



02. 9.2005 03:35 am
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Aw! Oh, my goodness. How cuuuuute...I love your poochies! What kind are they?

They're kits.

Kits?

Foxes. Domesticated Siberian foxes.

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Siberian foxes: The next "must have" in obscure breed namedropping. And only 45 years in the making! That's right, it took a team of Russian scientists over 45 years to breed the inherent hate out of them, and now you can incorporate one into your homelife. Seems almost too perfect.



02. 9.2005 02:59 am
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Is it hard for you to judge your own cruelty depending on which state you're in?

Then these little animal abuse cheat sheets (aka State Law Cards) may be just what you needed.

From the ad: "Knowledge is power and these cards will become an invaluable instant reference tool for law enforcement officers, humane investigators and animal shelter workers."

And...also...crappy pet store owners.



02. 9.2005 02:56 am
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89 dogs too many.

But to be fair it sounds like a beautiful home.



02. 9.2005 02:54 am
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Yet another reason not to mistreat your dogs...

The Humane Society will take 'em away and then the state will come after your children.


Come on, how evil are you? Don't keep dogs in cages with no padding! LOOK AT THIS:

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02. 9.2005 02:43 am
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Someone call security!

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If you put tees on your dog, RuffRuffandMeow is a site you may want to check out.



02. 8.2005 04:01 am
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Rate My Puppy

Now you can find out how your "cuteness radar" compares with that of other poochophiles.

Addictive RateMyPuppy.com is to dogs as AmIHotOrNot.com is to humans.



02. 8.2005 03:36 am
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Tweety the Chihuahua

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Tweety's favorite past times are going for long walks, riding around in vehicles and basking in the sun or laying in front of hot stoves on cold winter days. He loves to act like one of the kids and steal their snacks when they aren't looking or fight over a chair or a spot on the couch.

Sounds like you've got four kids now, Mechelle! Just make sure Tweety doesn't try to get you to put him through college. No matter how sweet his stare...



02. 8.2005 03:20 am
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NYC DOG SHOW PARTY

Tuesday, February 15th @ TONIC.
7-11pm.

Dog Show Party is a fast-paced multi-media and performance event that runs concurrently with the last night of judging at the Westminster Dog Show.

With special guest Nellie McKay.



02. 8.2005 03:01 am
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Watch your back, Brad Pitt....it's the K9 Fight Club!

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(Pictured above: Fighter 1: Muddy, a rescued shepherd & Fighter 2: Ingmar, a rescued boxer).

These two play fight for hours! The neighbors have called to ask if they're OK because they sound so vicious.

Thanks Mark!

(Just inform your neighbors that Muddy and Ingmar are disillusioned with consumerism and suffering from postmodern discontent.)



02. 6.2005 11:00 pm
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Single likes to mingle...with other petowners!

Talk about a fun night out. You grab your little pup, put on your sexiest pumps (or menswear) and head out to par-tay! How? At the Legacy Boxer Rescue "Date Me, Date My Dog" Valentine event!

Not in England? Start one in your neighborhood today!



02. 6.2005 10:33 pm
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Dear Doglovers:

Just a quick heads up that I will be "holding the leash" here at Modern Pooch for Andrea this week, as she is vacationing at Dog Island. Wink. wink.

I hope you'll enjoy...

:) Chelsea

PS Here's a pic of one of my favorite dogs...SPIKE!
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02. 6.2005 10:18 pm
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Dog food so good, it's Kosher!!

At Kosher Pets, the first and only Kosher dog food, you can find Fancy Schmancy Chopped Liver Dinner and deli doggie treats that Bring out the Mensch in your Pooch!

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For a retailer near you, click here.



02. 4.2005 10:07 am
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Doggy Paddle Superstar!

Toby, a Jack Russell, was startled by a gunshot, leapt and fell down 70 feet into a busy shipping lane, doggy paddled across the Plymouth Sound and managed to survive and get returned to his owners!

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02. 4.2005 09:34 am
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Cruel's Not Cool!!

RUSSELL SIMMONS JOINS ASPCA IN LAUNCHING ANTI-CRUELTY HOTLINE!!

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“There is nothing cool about being cruel to animals,” says Simmons, who is featured in the television PSA and print campaign. “They have no choice and no voice. Animal cruelty happens every day in America, and people just sit by and do nothing. New Yorkers can make a difference by calling the ASPCA hotline.”

To preview the PSA and join Simmons in cracking down on cruelty, visit the ASPCA online.

Modern Pooch thanks you Russell!!



02. 3.2005 10:13 am
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Puppy Love is great for you!

As if we didn't already know that...but it's nice to know we're so very right!

An oldie [article] but a goodie...

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02. 3.2005 10:11 am
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Doggy Breath is a Real Stinker!!

February is National Pet Dental Health Month so read up to keep gum disease at bay!!



02. 3.2005 10:10 am
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Puppy Love with a Higher Purpose

The honorable, rewarding, delightful, unbearably sad experience of raising a guide dog.

Take one look at Isaac. Go ahead. Stare into those trusting brown eyes and tell him you'll care for him, feed him and spend so much time with him that you won't remember what it was like going to the grocery store without him trotting by your side.

Say this, but remember that in about a year he will be gone, living in another home, loving someone else. You might get the occasional phone call, but it won't be the same. He will have moved on. And so, too, must you.

Isaac:

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02. 2.2005 11:01 am
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Hubby Does It Doggy Style

Oh no. This didn't really happen, did it?!

Cambodian Man Proclaims Love for Family Dog.



02. 2.2005 10:58 am
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Paris Hilton, Dog's Best Friend

Sometimes even Modern Pooch revels in Paris Hilton's ridiculousness...and love of animals...Paris is a shelter dog rescuer!

Paris adopted a Rottweiler...Tinkerbell, watch out. You've got a new friend...50 plus times your size!!



02. 2.2005 10:57 am
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Chuckacabra-watch out!!

As sharp as Chuck's teeth are, I'd bet he's a super sweet pea!

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02. 1.2005 10:44 am
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Finland loves dogs!!!

It's no wonder the number of pet dogs is on the rise in Finland...if they look like this, how could you resist?!

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02. 1.2005 10:40 am
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Doggy Cams!

If you like dogs, voyeurism and sites in need of a redesign, here's the site for you!

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02. 1.2005 10:35 am
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When in New York...

...and looking for a place for you and your pooch to stay...think of the Affina 50 Hotel where you'd both be welcome!



02. 1.2005 10:34 am
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P.C.'s Pantry for Dogs & People!

Everything under one roo-o-f?

Barkday cakes?

You've found it all at P.C.s Pantry for Dogs and Cats in Boulder, CO!

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02. 1.2005 10:33 am
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