LOOK NO FURTHER! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: DOGGY CELLPHONES! New from PetsCell.

Assuage your guilt over canine neglect by torturing your dog.

Sample PetsCell conversation:

Hey Rufus!
Arf! Woof! Grrr...wooof!
Rufus can you hear me?
Grrrrrrr...
Rufus, I'm on a business trip okay, sweetie?
RUFF! Grrrr--woof!
So I won't be back for about 7-10 days okay, cutie?
Yap! Yap! Roof!
Anyhow, I just wanted you to know that...
Rrrrrr....yap!
...even though I'm not there...I hope hearing my voice just really calms you down--
ROOF! ROOF! ROOF! YAP! ROOF! GGRR-ROOOOOF! Boow-rowr-ROOOOOOoooooooooowowowooooo!!

Your neighbors will thank you.