A very funnily written article about San Francisco's 'anti-humping law'.
Excerpt:
"Dogs will hump your leg. I would not consider that a violation of Section 41.12 of the city Health Code," noted Friedman, a man of wealth, taste, and sophistication who would only allow me to quote him if I promised to say something nice about the Department of Animal Care and Control. "I should turn you over to the City Attorney's Office. But I think that, to be in violation of the law, the animals should be in the process of copulation."
Meaning?
"In my mind, there has to be penetration," Friedman explained. "But there's the question of how many counts would be involved in a particular incident, to which I don't have an answer."
As it turns out, Friedman couldn't recall ever having given out a citation for dog sex, though he's been involved in S.F. animal law enforcement for more than 30 years.
There just aren't as many hot bitches in San Francisco as there once were.
